Tactical Distractions: UNPROFART Campaign

Seek and Destroy mission up the centre of the map, with an Apache lurking behind a hill for missile support.

Identify the location of the shipment of British fish and chips, secure that shipment from the Techbros and sling load the container to the Belgians. Unfortunately, the airspace is contested, so in order to get the fish and chips to the final location, take out the anti air positions.

UK UNPROFART troops attempt to deliver Xmas cheer to the Polish and Belgian force elements, but come under repeated attack from Bitcoin Bandits who consider the appalling British Xmas food (limp turkey, soggy spuds, and questionable 'gravy') in the convoy's containers to be ambrosia compared to their current rations.

UNPROFART forces deploy to prevent the neo-luddites destroying one of the few remaining functional dams in the country still supplying fresh water, and then move on to recapture the power station and save the hostages. The lights stay on in the capital tonight.

A change of scenery now as our heroes are deployed to Elbonia… err Kerblakistan… err Perestrovia, the post-Soviet physical embodiment of the dot.com bubble. There are busses. And also exploding bastards.

UNPROFART troops conduct combat patrols, stop a raid on a village, prevent a small scale arms deal, and finally try to recover a captured radio station from the Neo-Luddites with predictably explosive results.

Time to save the world again. The villans have themselves a SCUD (or was it a SCARAB?) missile loaded with all sorts of no good and we have to stop it from being launched.

And for dessert, we bring seasonal cheer in the form of humanitarian rations, opposed by the most violent food critics known to man.

High speed low drag tactical operator hostage rescue missions. Followed by a good ol' rousing round of base defence, protecting IDAP from the bad mans.

UK troops attempt to secure the local military airfield which has been invaded by armed hostiles (owing to the fact the local defences 90% consisted of one person with a shovel, his dog, and five goats).

The downside is that the remaining 10% of the defences were unmarked minefields.

Combat patrols in which the new 'drone delivery' resupply was trialled.

The downside is that most of the MREs got one star reviews later on Amazon.

UK troops evaluate various options for anti-drone warfare.

UK troops continue operations in western Sahara, finishing the construction of the radio network. Mostly in the dark.

UK troops help stabilise the region by finding every single hidden desert PKM bunker defending a drug-running airfield. With their faces.

Also, they rescued some hostages.

Prior to assignment to UNPROFART Perestrovia, our heroes were busy 'stabilising' elements of the western Sahara. In this operation, a routine combat patrol goes predictably tits-up when the squad gets ambushed seven times in succession while setting up radio relay posts.