Logistics on behalf of MajGen S. Claus. The children of Hanoi will have a Merry Christmas!
MajGen S.Claus sent us on a special mission deep into the heart of North ChelteNam to deliver joy (and presents) to the good little gils and boys. Reindeer squadron had taken out enemy fast air to allow us to insert, but the enemy forces known as KRAMPUS tried to stop us reaching the following children with their christmas lists as follows:
Raving Mad Robert: 2 bananas and a body bag
Slightly Less Little Arlene: 17 MREs
Litle Timmy: 4 x IEDs and a field telephone (to make threatening calls for christmas)
Thom Thomas: A Mac 10
Cranky Frankie: 15.2m exactly of rope
Jilly Jane (RIP): A box of condoms
Happy Harold: A Taurus Judge
Sid the Legs (who lives IN A GOD DAMN MINEFIELD): A bullet necklace
234th Double Gloucester Girl Scouts Troop: 14 booby trapped guitars
All presents were delivered, along with a 40mm HE grenade which might possibly have also been delivered with Jilly Jane's condoms. Oops.