Operation Festive Licence

MajGen S.Claus sent us on a special mission deep into the heart of North ChelteNam to deliver joy (and presents) to the good little gils and boys. Reindeer squadron had taken out enemy fast air to allow us to insert, but the enemy forces known as KRAMPUS tried to stop us reaching the following children with their christmas lists as follows:

Raving Mad Robert: 2 bananas and a body bag

Slightly Less Little Arlene: 17 MREs

Litle Timmy: 4 x IEDs and a field telephone (to make threatening calls for christmas)

Thom Thomas: A Mac 10

Cranky Frankie: 15.2m exactly of rope

Jilly Jane (RIP): A box of condoms

Happy Harold: A Taurus Judge

Sid the Legs (who lives IN A GOD DAMN MINEFIELD): A bullet necklace

234th Double Gloucester Girl Scouts Troop: 14 booby trapped guitars

All presents were delivered, along with a 40mm HE grenade which might possibly have also been delivered with Jilly Jane's condoms. Oops.