Service Jacket
National Defense Service Medal
Vietnam Service Medal
Vietnam Campaign Medal
Joined campaign as GySgt.
OPERATION JUICY WIDGET (2022-01-16):
Assault on the "Hill of Bastards" antiaircraft strongpoint at Grid 026034, Southwest of Lapoung
OPERATION CHANGEABLE DOLMAN (2022-01-28):
Secure / destroy remaining SA2 launch sites, artillery sites, helicopter launch area and vehicle park. Secure Mouang Nong airfield command centre and obtain two-part radio codebook.
Secondary objectives: secure airfield and eliminate 90% of OPFOR forces. Secure villages Ban Neme, Ko We, Xiom La Ho, and Lan Tam Ve.
Bronze Star Medal: Awarded Bronze Star with Combat V for heroic leadership during a fierce assault on enemy fortifications near Moung Nong Airfield
OPERATION OBESE UPWARD (2022-01-30):
Establish LZ Cheeto and defend near the village of Thongqa, then advance and try to find the position of the cheese supplies and their blue cheese additives. Blue cheese best cheese.
OPERATION QUICK SPOUSE (2022-02-02):
Continuing the mission to find and secure the cheese supplies and the blue additive. Blue cheese best cheese.
Mentioned in Despatches: Mentioned in Dispatches for supporting boots new to the fleet during search and destroy operations
Purple Heart
OPERATION LIKELY MONEYLENDER (2022-02-18):
Endgame Red began its withdrawal from a battlespace compromised by multiple nuclear detonations. During this period they neutralised a number of enemy strong points, denied the enemy the use of multiple vehicles and weakened the AAA of the AO through its destruction of several AAA assets and C&C elements.
OPERATION THEVERAL LITHPS (2022-02-20):
Continued withdrawal of Endgame Red from an enemy AO compromised by nuclear exchange. ER successfully assaulted and neutralised a number of enemy strong points and neutralised C&C elements within the battlespace before effecting an extraction using unfamiliar equipment whilst under sustained assaulted by combined force of armour and infantry.
OPERATION UTOPIAN NIGHTDRESS (2022-02-25):
It is the year 2077, shortly before the Shires-American War comes to a no score draw owing to a global nuclear exchange. Non-canon operation in deepest, darkest Falloutistan.
OPERATION TATTERED FAN (2022-07-17):
Back to the 'nam and into the Bra. Endgame Red conduct a river patrol in their new area of operations.
OPERATION ADORED WIDOW (2022-07-22):
Convoy mission down to support the base at (insert name here). Multiple enemy rock formations close by, so we went to murder them. Mostly with artillery.
OPERATION VITAL STRETCH (2022-08-12):
The unusual CIA operatives from Operation Stove Turnip tasked Endgame Red with a psychological warfare operation: to locate four religious idols from the local tribespeople and use them to complete a ritual at altars scattered through the swamp. This would, they claimed, demonstrate US dominance and bring the local tribes back on-side (they having absconded with the weaponry supplied to win their affections to date). Unfortunately for Endgame Red, not only were the local tribespeople not keen to relinquish their idols, but the North Cheltenamese had sent Chelt Cong forces to secure the idols as well, and the People's Republic of Cambridge had sent a combat group as well, apparently not keen on their North Chelt allies from doing whatever they planned with the idols either. The CIA operatives, who were very slow-spoken, seemed keen for this all to be over, so that they could ask Roosevelt to let them come home, as they were especially curious to see if the war in Europe had been won yet and how the Normandy landings had gone.
OPERATION BAD OUTHOUSE (2022-08-14):
Endgame Red are tasked with rapid relief of garrison forces and defence of several AVRN bases overlooking the river basin against sustained regular and irregular forces. During multiple rolling engagements they utilised air, artillery and naval support to drive back forces many times their size.
South Vietnam Gallantry Cross Unit Citation
OPERATION STRANGE REPAIR (2022-08-21):
Continuing the mission to find and destroy the artillery park. Which we did. And then a lot of people got shot and dragged off by Chelt to places unknown...
Silver Star Medal: Awarded Silver Star for single-handed assault on heavy artillery position west of Con Ho in order to allow the shattered platoon to regroup and gather and treat wounded. GySgt Rock was retrieved wounded from the site with all but three of the enemy defenders neutralised
OPERATION INTENTIONAL PROFESSIONAL (2022-09-02):
Assault into an enemy held village to extract civilians with needed intel relating to the location of allied prisoners of war.
OPERATION MAGNIFICENT RUTABAGA (2022-09-09):
Seek and destroy a SAM site to the west of Dak Pek SF camp. Multiple launchers and a pair or radars to be found and denied to the enemy.
Promoted to 1stSgt.
OPERATION BIN CONTEST (2022-09-11):
Mission to try to rescue the POWs from the previous mission. Parachute in, then move in through the jungle to the POW camp.
Bronze Star Medal: Awarded Star to Bronze Star for leadership during escape from Chelt captivity after capture during the assault on a mountain fortress
OPERATION GLASS TYPE (2022-10-07):
Escort the bullion. Only the Yorkshire army had nicked it so we had to nick it back from Da Krong. It hurt.
OPERATION UNFOLDED CRIME (2022-10-09):
Convoy a truck full of ammo, an M113 and a Sheridan from LZ Savage to Camp Sarge. Try not to be exploded.
OPERATION IRRESPONSIBLE SHANTY (2022-10-14):
Take over the garrison at Radio Array Vandergrift and defend the base against any and all hostile forces in the vicinity.
OPERATION QUILL GATE (2022-10-16):
Protect the village of... something. And then go kill the enemy base where they kept sending in QRFs from.
OPERATION DENSE ENEMY (2022-10-23):
Operation on behalf of Col Lynch, up to Yen Tum disguised as Sailor Moon, grab some crates, and take them up the river on boats.
OPERATION MERIT RAP (2022-10-30):
Endgame Red, on their way to some hard earned shore leave, were shot down over enemy territory. Still in our best ballgowns, we had to escape.
OPERATION SOOTHING MARSH (2022-11-25):
Infantry sweep and clear of pockets of resistance left behind after a failed Chelt attempt to force a river crossing.
OPERATION PERFECT BRACE (2022-11-27):
Infiltrate into Cambridgeshire to take down a listening post and enemy held village of Bien Lung, then evac via boat to Mong Song.
OPERATION CONGREGATION VOLLEYBALL (2022-12-09):
Recover operative code named 'JETHRO' from deep cover in the local north-Cheltnam HQ compound of the Cornwallian-influenced cult of Tyn Fail.
OPERATION PLATINUM FLAIR (2022-12-11):
Tap the island at Ha Long Bay. First get the tap map. By means of the tap map rap. Then tap the island and home for tea and medals. Oh yeah. I'd tap that.
OPERATION PATTING LOCKET (2022-12-18):
Air assault on the village of Ban Soung, then air move to LZ CUSTER to hold it against ongoing Chelt assault - things got a little bit spicy.
(THE USMC would like to clarify that PATTING LOCKET is not a euphemism for any lesbian activity, Victorian or otherwise.)
OPERATION MAJOR CELEBRITY (2022-12-30):
Begin clearing and sweeping the area for not-Liberation of CheltNam. They have a FLAMETHROWER. Wait. Scratch that. KENT has a FLAMETHROWER.
OPERATION WESTERN ENTREPRENEUR (2023-01-06):
Take a vehicle to the smugglers' camp, and clear the command post on the way, then move out to the west to raid more supplies and intel. And then hit that command post AGAIN on the way back.
OPERATION QUESTIONABLE IDIOT (2023-01-08):
Re-take the supply and repair depot, then move south to take out the.. OH SHIT IT'S THE COMMAND ROCK
OPERATION CONSTANT TIMBER (2023-01-15):
Southern patrol route through the AO, with several close calls with a lot of fiery doom and running around like morons trying to find any surviving supplies.