Operation Queasy Echo

Flew in to village, picked up armoured vehicle and jeep.
Armoured vehicle only marginally slower than an arthritic snail with narcolepsy. (It goes faster, I just thought you might like to try aiming) (whoa, steady on, let’s not use words like ‘aiming’ around here - Spud)
Ambushed on the road, shot the little cunts in the head a lot. Sadly not all of them, as they grenaded the jeep.
Denied jeep to enemy. Also accidentally denied consciousness to Broadside, who was admiring/licking the jeep at the time.
Proceeded along the road.
Got lost.
Came back along the road, found correct path.
Proceeded through jungle.
Got lost.
Found village with a god damn machine gun hidden on a platform.
Machine gun found many of us.
Intel - village full of goddamn CheltCong.
Cleared village, called for resupply.
NSN confusion - ammo crate v. similar to daisy cutter.
Mash help LT confirm his grid reference for a "resupply" drop the voice in mash's head implies but will not confirm it actually a daisy cutter to make an LZ. LT slightly confused when told to stay 300m from the resupply drop point it is cleared up when Sunray confirms a daisy cutter has been dropped the team then run for the lives.
Supply helo landed in new crater, everyone stocked up on ammo and biscuits.
Headed further up the road, villager having a mare about cheese related atrocities in their village.
Got lost.
Retraced our steps, found village.
Cleared village.
Went mountaineering, and fell down the side of the hill a lot.
Cancelled mountaineering plan, and followed road instead.
Got lost.
Found motherfucking tunnel complex.
Split into blue/yellow, methodically cleared tunnel complex, aka. Ran around in circles until all the Chelt were dead.
Blue team best team.
Home for tea and medals.
I'm a truck driver, not a tunnel rat, dammit!
Maxim has a Stonor. This pleases.