Operation Marinaded Boggart

Thanks for making a great mission, sorry I lost all the vehicles and all the boats,

For leading blue squad and killing the guy in the town who had shot Braai and was about to fuck with the vehicles.

For good, clear leadership, and generally being an all round good egg.

Leadership of Gold team and making the plan to assault the paras

The only thing between me and a bunch of angry paras. Sorry Torpex, we had good times together, and I'll never forget the 3 times I had all four limbs tourniqied while stopping you from bleeding to death at Eric's boat, but Bunker is currently my favourite engineer.

Okay, so maybe I can't entirely abandon my buddy for a younger gentleman. We might not have been effective at clearing the mines around that boat, but each time we exploded we tourniqueted all our limbs and made sure we weren't going to bleed to death, and if that's not true friendship then I don't know what is.

PS. She stall hasn't said if she'll marry me or not. Starting to think she might have forgotten. Awkward.

With most of the officers off doing officer stuff Kent decided to get us a job for Eric.
Retrieve a boat from some bandits and deliver it to a regatta.
Enroute to the bandit hideout [name of village here] We successfully lured out a Bandit saboteur using our decoy truck. Once that had exploded we assaulted the fortified settlement.
We found the speedboat suspended on a crane, above a lake of burning barrels of oil, surrounded by a minefield.
Unsurprisingly we did not manage to disarm that.
Meanwhile the rest of the team ran off and assaulted another complex, this one had a ZSU-23 technical.
There we found a bus and a boat transport flatbed
Then the boat, crane etc exploded so I made a new plan codename "Same Hamster"
This plan involved finding a speedboat identical to the explodd one and nicking it
We discovered that one was in the hands of some local mafioso
We went to visit them passing through the Friday death town that was once again a death town.
When we got there we identified what we thought was the target and carried out a perfect assault eliminating all of the op for.
they turned out to be a bunch of British Special Forces, sorry Mercenaries
so we then went and killed the mafia guys and took their boat, meanwhile some more paras landed nearby and looked at what we had done to their mates and then looked at us and then started to rocket and shell us as we left with the boat
so we drove the flat bed cross country to the wrong side of the river from the Regatta launched the boat and delivered it while seeing off a final assault designed to stop us
We got paid, but we lost 2 vics

Tonight's Cocktail: Breakfast Margarita