UNPROFART

The former soviet republic of Perestrovia, whose leadership had attempted to embrace western ways by basing their entire national economy on bitcoin mining, has collapsed into civil disorder following the failure of 90% of the nation's power stations due to overload from the vast power requirements, and a series of crop disasters resulting from a critical lack of water due to diversion for GPU cooling. The central government now controls only a limited area along the coastline and around the capital city as it diverts most of its aid funding to paying the police forces in those areas, while the national army has dissolved and joined various local militias and warring factions in the remainder of the country.

Under the banner of a UN resolution, forces have been dispatched from Poland, Belgium and the UK to form UNPROFART: United Nations Protection Force: Administration, Reconstruction and Transition.

Opposing them are the warlords of the Bitcoin Bandits (farmers and hunters whose livelihoods were destroyed following their enforced pivot to labouring in the bitcoin mines), Techbros (former elite managers of the bitcoin operations who sold out fast enough to purchase advanced weaponry from foreign powers to defend their ill-gotten gains), and Neo-Luddites (fanatics who believe technology is the source of all their national ills and intend to enforce a return to subsistence agrarianism through the use of terrorism).

CAMPAIGN DOSSIER // THEATRE RECORD
Active Campaign ID: 28

Latest operations

Most recent operations in this theatre.

5 Jun 2026

Op Cornered Days

After an initial emergency reaction to the base being shelled by artillery which needed to be destroyed, a convoy mission to take chutney to the Poles, in exchange for sausage to take to the Belgians and then exchange that for waffles for Sunray.

31 May 2026

Op Dead Caracal

MUSKRAT are tasked to search a techbro-held area for bunkers containing AXE Body Spray, at least one of which also contains VX nerve gas shells, and call in air to destroy it.

24 May 2026

Op Infinite Recovery

Some people who definitely weren't MUSKRAT flew into a ICBINV FARP in a stolen Mi-8, stole a TIGR, murdered a bunch of guards and stole a UAZ and a TEL, then drove it to a location and fired it at another location. Allegedly.

22 May 2026

Op Older Symbols

Phase 1 - Blocker unit of 3 WMIKs runs interference for the Rubber Duck. Welcome back, Ewan! Phase 2 - A small team investigates some weird happenings by the light of an airborne searchlight.

17 May 2026

Op Metallic Included

Gruppe Olson heads South to set up a coastal defence missile battery around Krutoy Cap, setting up a CP and vehicle berms to allow missile launchers and a radar to be airlifted in, all the while under attack by Luddits and occasional VDV commandos bringing greetings from the sk- sea. Then a hurried redployment North to fortify POINT SPARKY, an electrical substation, and hold it against determined Luddite VBIED assault.

Current roster

Current active order of battle for this campaign.

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